Ghostwriter

Congratulations on becoming a part of the GhoulasticTM Publishing family. We loved getting acquainted with you for the past several days, and believe you are just the person who will elevate the ghostwriting team to new heights. As the job description stated, we require you to simply follow the prompts on the monitor and type as much as you can before the deadlines. We pride ourselves on both Quality and Quantity, so typos are unacceptable. Please note: You may notice some otherworldly presence within the premises. Do not be alarmed. These are denizens of the underworld who have deemed themselves as better qualified for your job. Upon sighting a ghost, please remain calm. Experts recommend poking the ghosts with your finger until they go away. If needed, the company offers exorcism tools and courses on how to use them in the convenience store on the first floor. Please refrain from visiting during work hours. We look forward to working with you.